Psycho: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I
like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Psycho: Good, you should come and see my collection.
I've got hundreds.
Psycho: Doctor, I
can't stop stealing things.
Psychiatrist: Take these pills. They should help you.
Psycho: But what if they don't?
Psychiatrist: Pick up a Rolls for me.
Man goes to a
psychiatrist; psychiatrist sez, "You're crazy!"
Man sez, "I want a second opinion!"
Psychiatrist sez,
"OK, yer ugly, too!"
Two psychiatrists
pass in the hall. The first says, "Hello."
The other thinks, "I wonder what he meant by that."
A man goes to the
psychiatrist and says, "Doc, sometimes I think
I'm a tee pee, and other times I think I'm wig wam.
What is it?"
The doctor says, "You're too tense."
Man: Doctor, my wife
thinks she's a refrigerator!
Psychiatrist: Don't worry, it will pass.
Man: But, doctor, when she sleeps with her mouth open,
that damn light bugs me!
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