A guy
walks into the psychiatrist's and says "Doctor,
doctor, you've got to
help me! I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!"
The shrink says "Sit
over there and I'll deal with you later."
Psychiatrist: What's
your problem?
Psycho: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Psycho: Ever since I was an egg!
Psychiatrist: What's
wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a
chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but
we needed the eggs.
Psycho: Doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a dustbin.
Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish.
Psycho: Doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a curtain.
Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Psycho: Doctor, I
keep thinking I'm invisible.
Psychiatrist: Who said that?
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